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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 50 | | | | Joke: | USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?" | | | |
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