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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 44 | | | | Joke: | Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all working. | | | |
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