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| | Category: | Blind jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 98 | | | | Joke: | A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around." | | | |
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