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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight. | | | |
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