| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes | | Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.How far is it to town? Terry wanted to know.Six miles, said Debbie.Thats too far to walk, Terry replied.Its not too bad, Debbie said. We can each walk three miles!... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes | | Steve wrote home. Im glad you named me Steve, he said in the letter.Why? asked his mother in her reply.Because thats what all the kids at camp call me, he wrote back.... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.Am I too late for the garbage ? she called.No, replied one of the men, jump right in !... more
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