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Music Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the music jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more | |
| 42. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more | |
| 43. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more | |
| 44. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.... more | |
| 45. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up.... more | |
| 46. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more | |
| 47. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more | |
| 48. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more | |
| 49. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more | |
| 50. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more | |
| 51. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more | |
| 52. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more | |
| 53. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate h... more | |
| 54. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more | |
| 56. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more | |
| 57. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more | |
| 58. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more | |
| 59. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more | |
| 60. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more |
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