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Men Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the men jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 61. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more | |
| 62. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more | |
| 63. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more | |
| 64. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more | |
| 65. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.... more | |
| 66. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.... more | |
| 67. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more | |
| 68. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.... more | |
| 69. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more | |
| 70. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In t... more | |
| 71. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more | |
| 72. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.... more | |
| 73. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.... more | |
| 74. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.... more | |
| 75. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.... more | |
| 76. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already ha... more | |
| 77. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.... more | |
| 78. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more | |
| 79. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more | |
| 80. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more |
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