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Men Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the men jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like plastic wrap.Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.... more | |
| 42. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more | |
| 43. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like power tools.They make a lot of noise, but its hard to get them to work.... more | |
| 44. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more | |
| 45. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more | |
| 46. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more | |
| 47. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like soap operas.Theyre fun to watch, but dont believe everything you hear.... more | |
| 48. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more | |
| 49. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men dont get lost; they discover alternative destinations.... more | |
| 50. | Category: Men jokes |
| Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more | |
| 51. | Category: Men jokes  |
| One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "Whats the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know y... more | |
| 52. | Category: Men jokes  |
| One night a wife found her husband standing over their babys crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at... more | |
| 53. | Category: Men jokes |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more | |
| 54. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more | |
| 55. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?... more | |
| 56. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more | |
| 57. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more | |
| 58. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more | |
| 59. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more | |
| 60. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more |
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