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Marriage Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the marriage jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notic... more
2.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around unti... more
3.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my hou... more
4.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess,... more
5.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"I bet you dont know what day this is", said the wife toher husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband w... more
6.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to gi... more
7.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes."I dont know,... more
8.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Brian told his best friend Mike. "Why not add some intrigue to your life, and hav... more
9.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
10.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"Will the father be present during the birth?"asked the obstetrician."Nah," replied the mother-to-be,"He and my husband... more
11.	Category: Marriage jokes
	"You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more
12.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A biologist phones his wife from his office and says, "Honey, something has just come up, I realize its not my field sea... more
13.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.The fathe... more
14.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?"... more
15.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote on his paper,"The early Mo... more
16.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to thedoctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf beca... more
17.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a... more
18.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town... more
19.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several... more
20.	Category: Marriage jokes
	A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more

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