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How do you make rude noises on the Internet?With a whoop e-cushion.... more

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How does the vicar explore the Internet?With the church mouse.... more

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I cant find a shark website....Thats cos youre dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......... more

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I hear youve been tracing your ancestors on the internet...Yes - and its a mammoth task!... more

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I hope youre not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesnt get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit... more

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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now Ive changed my mind.Lets hope your new one works better then... more

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I see youve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dads really going to get the hump!... more

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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more

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I use the internet to tell me what the weathers like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I... more

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If doors have a website shouldnt windows have one too?Wed better, or it will be curtains for us.... more

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My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three week... more

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Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? Blood?... more

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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.... more

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Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the l... more

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Since youve discovered the Internet, you dont pay any attention to me!Who said that?... more

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So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It... more

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Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more

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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, youll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pup... more

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Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pu... more

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Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computers disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But t... more


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