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Sport Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Sport jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Sport jokes |
| It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four c... more | |
| 42. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often he... more | |
| 43. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more | |
| 44. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more | |
| 45. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more | |
| 46. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more | |
| 47. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more | |
| 48. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Capta... more | |
| 49. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isnt an award.Its an appointment!... more | |
| 50. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, whos driving?A: The police.... more | |
| 51. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?A: Studying their Miranda Rights.... more | |
| 52. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him... more | |
| 53. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!... more | |
| 54. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: What did the football say to the football player?A: I get a kick out of you.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.... more | |
| 56. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes... more | |
| 57. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: Ones a glueless kit and the others a clueles... more | |
| 58. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Ref: Im sending you off Player: What for?Ref: The rest of the match!... more | |
| 59. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Ref:Im sending you off Player: What for ?Ref: The rest of the match !... more | |
| 60. | Category: Sport jokes |
| St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more |
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