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Political Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Political jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 41. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaf... more | |
| 42. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of... more | |
| 43. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.... more | |
| 44. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?A: Depends on how many were photog... more | |
| 45. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They havent got a policy on that.... more | |
| 46. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well its not really a question of should we... more | |
| 47. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all t... more | |
| 48. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolu... more | |
| 49. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many MPs does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding c... more | |
| 50. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.... more | |
| 51. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back... more | |
| 52. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianist... more | |
| 53. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?A: None. The democrats do that.... more | |
| 54. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier. A:... more | |
| 55. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a... more | |
| 56. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can s... more | |
| 57. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?A: Coffee.... more | |
| 58. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?A: Put Janet Reno in charge.... more | |
| 59. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: What do a Wendys Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".... more | |
| 60. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?A: A mandate to govern.... more |
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