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Political Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Political jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Political jokes
	"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. Im a Republican."... more
2.	Category: Political jokes
	A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hija... more
3.	Category: Political jokes
	A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, poll... more
4.	Category: Political jokes
	A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands... more
5.	Category: Political jokes
	A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out... more
6.	Category: Political jokes
	A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a w... more
7.	Category: Political jokes
	A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "T... more
8.	Category: Political jokes
	A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say... more
9.	Category: Political jokes
	A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"Id like to become the next President of the United State... more
10.	Category: Political jokes
	A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for Preside... more
11.	Category: Political jokes
	A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has w... more
12.	Category: Political jokes
	A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the ho... more
13.	Category: Political jokes
	A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied pr... more
14.	Category: Political jokes
	A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, "Listen, Im... more
15.	Category: Political jokes
	An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passen... more
16.	Category: Political jokes
	At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue.""That is absurd,"... more
17.	Category: Political jokes
	Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the... more
18.	Category: Political jokes
	Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... more
19.	Category: Political jokes
	Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.... more
20.	Category: Political jokes
	Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they dont admit it.... more

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