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Police Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Police jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 1. | Category: Police jokes  |
| "Ill have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense... more | |
| 2. | Category: Police jokes  |
| "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident... more | |
| 3. | Category: Police jokes |
| "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look... more | |
| 4. | Category: Police jokes |
| - Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Police jokes |
| A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she coul... more | |
| 6. | Category: Police jokes |
| A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women... more | |
| 7. | Category: Police jokes |
| A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Police jokes |
| A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the drivers license, the driver argued, "Speeding??... more | |
| 9. | Category: Police jokes |
| A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin?... more | |
| 10. | Category: Police jokes |
| A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir,... more | |
| 11. | Category: Police jokes |
| A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After... more | |
| 12. | Category: Police jokes |
| A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe... more | |
| 13. | Category: Police jokes |
| A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:Q: Officer, did you s... more | |
| 14. | Category: Police jokes |
| A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer duringa felony trial - it went like this:Q. Officer, did you see... more | |
| 15. | Category: Police jokes |
| A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six... more | |
| 16. | Category: Police jokes |
| A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didnt you know it... more | |
| 17. | Category: Police jokes |
| A farmer whos been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensa... more | |
| 18. | Category: Police jokes |
| A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that... more | |
| 19. | Category: Police jokes |
| A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the... more | |
| 20. | Category: Police jokes |
| A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted speed limit. Since hes in a good mood th... more |
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