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Ghost Jokes Category: All our jokes listing within the Ghost jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke. |
| 1. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with... more | |
| 2. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking... more | |
| 3. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the mer... more | |
| 9. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| How did the bootician style the ghosts hair? With a scare dryer!... more | |
| 11. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.... more | |
| 12. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.... more | |
| 13. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! Im a ghost !... more | |
| 14. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in... more | |
| 15. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.... more | |
| 16. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."... more | |
| 17. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. Its in... more | |
| 18. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I cant think what possessed her.... more | |
| 19. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.... more | |
| 20. | Category: Ghost jokes |
| What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!... more |
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