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Doctor And Nurse Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Doctor and nurse jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	"Doctor, are you sure Im suffering from pneumonia? Ive heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and fi... more
2.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and hes swallowed a mouse!... more
3.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."... more
4.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	"What do you do?" a young man asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with. "Im a nurse." "I wish I could be ill and let... more
5.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized."But doc, this is my first op... more
6.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin o... more
7.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more
8.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill. One of the morticians started chasing it.... more
9.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse... more
10.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast."You arent so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed... more
11.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."Doct... more
12.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead."Did you... more
13.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in fron... more
14.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally... more
15.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A man walks into a doctors office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear... more
16.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they... more
17.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, youve got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the t... more
18.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fa... more
19.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."Excuse me," he s... more
20.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and... more

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