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Blonde Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Blonde jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Blonde jokes
	... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?A.) Because red means Stop.... more
2.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsu... more
3.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contract... more
4.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde a brunette fell off of the eiffle tower, at the same time. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because t... more
5.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.She pulls... more
6.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was s... more
7.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor... more
8.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached ther... more
9.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "Whats... more
10.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade clas... more
11.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on... more
12.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse... more
13.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confu... more
14.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says tha... more
15.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employees well being, asks sympat... more
16.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a... more
17.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.A nearby policeman approaches her... more
18.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had... more
19.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!... more
20.	Category: Blonde jokes
	A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.... more

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