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Birthday Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Birthday jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.I told my computer that today is my birthday,and it said that I needed an... more
2.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"... more
3.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."... more
4.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"... more
5.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."... more
6.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"Im giving a surprised birthday party for you." "A surprised. birthday party? Whats that?" "Thats where I invite a bunch... more
7.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... more
8.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... more
9.	Category: Birthday jokes
	"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."... more
10.	Category: Birthday jokes
	A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.... more
11.	Category: Birthday jokes
	A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its... more
12.	Category: Birthday jokes
	A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of... more
13.	Category: Birthday jokes
	A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.... more
14.	Category: Birthday jokes
	A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After b... more
15.	Category: Birthday jokes
	BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more
16.	Category: Birthday jokes
	Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"... more
17.	Category: Birthday jokes
	Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul... more
18.	Category: Birthday jokes
	Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more
19.	Category: Birthday jokes
	Did you hear about the dancers birthday? It was a tappy one!... more
20.	Category: Birthday jokes
	Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!... more

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