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Beauty Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Beauty jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Beauty jokes
	A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
2.	Category: Beauty jokes
	A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
3.	Category: Beauty jokes
	A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
4.	Category: Beauty jokes
	A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
5.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
6.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
7.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
8.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
9.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
10.	Category: Beauty jokes
	First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
11.	Category: Beauty jokes
	First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
12.	Category: Beauty jokes
	First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
13.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
14.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
15.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
16.	Category: Beauty jokes
	I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
17.	Category: Beauty jokes
	I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
18.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
19.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
20.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more

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