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Baby Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Baby jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Baby jokes
	A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
2.	Category: Baby jokes
	A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
3.	Category: Baby jokes
	A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
4.	Category: Baby jokes
	A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
5.	Category: Baby jokes
	Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
6.	Category: Baby jokes
	Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
7.	Category: Baby jokes
	Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
8.	Category: Baby jokes
	Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
9.	Category: Baby jokes
	Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
10.	Category: Baby jokes
	Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
11.	Category: Baby jokes
	Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
12.	Category: Baby jokes
	Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
13.	Category: Baby jokes
	How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
14.	Category: Baby jokes
	How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
15.	Category: Baby jokes
	How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
16.	Category: Baby jokes
	How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
17.	Category: Baby jokes
	How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
18.	Category: Baby jokes
	I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
19.	Category: Baby jokes
	I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
20.	Category: Baby jokes
	It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more

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