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Ant Jokes Category:

All our jokes listing within the Ant jokes category are listed below. Click on any of the items to view the full joke.

1.	Category: Ant jokes
	How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?... more
2.	Category: Ant jokes
	How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !... more
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	What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !... more
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	What do you call a greedy ant ?An anteater !... more
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	What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !... more
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	What do you call an and with frogs legs ?An antphibian !... more
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	What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant... more
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	What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !... more
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	What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ?Discordant !... more
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	What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !... more
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	What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !... more
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	What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !... more
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	What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?Antteneye !... more
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	What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?All sorts of antics !... more
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	What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !... more
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	What is smaller than an ants dinner ?An ants mouth !... more
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	What kind of ant can you colour with ?A crayant !... more
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	What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !... more
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	What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !... more
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	What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !... more

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