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41.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
42.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
43.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
44.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
45.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
46.	Category: Internet jokes
	Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more
47.	Category: Letter jokes
	Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred... more
48.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr... more
49.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
50.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
51.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !... more
52.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
53.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
54.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
55.	Category: Children jokes
	Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
56.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
57.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more
58.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !... more
59.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !... more
60.	Category: Travel and tourist jokes
	Teacher: Id like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.... more

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