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1.	Category: Parent jokes
	Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h... more
2.	Category: Judge jokes
	Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
3.	Category: Parent jokes
	Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more
4.	Category: Book title jokes
	Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face... more
5.	Category: Book title jokes
	Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette... more
6.	Category: Elephant jokes
	Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
7.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
8.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
9.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
10.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
11.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
12.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
13.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
14.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
15.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now P... more
16.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
17.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
18.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
19.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
20.	Category: School jokes
	Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !... more

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