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41.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more

42.   Category: Dog jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?A. "Rough rough".... more

43.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.... more

44.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more

45.   Category: Various animal jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!... more

46.   Category: Divorce jokes  0 stars
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and aredneck divorce all have in common? A. Someones going to lose their trailer...... more

47.   Category: Military jokes  0 stars
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.... more

48.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.... more

49.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.... more

50.   Category: Religious jokes  0 stars
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?A. German Shepherds.... more

51.   Category: Dance jokes  0 stars
Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down :-)... more

52.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?A. A rebel without a clue!... more

53.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?A. Artificial intelligence.... more

54.   Category: Blonde jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.... more

55.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit... more

56.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more

57.   Category: Dance jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean "Liner"... more

58.   Category: Dance jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer?A. Eileen (I Lean)... more

59.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more

60.   Category: Dance jokes  0 stars
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)... more


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