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| 21. | Category: Blonde jokes  |
| Q. How do you drown a blonde?A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bot... more | |
| 22. | Category: Firefighter jokes |
| Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more | |
| 23. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.Its cloged up with paper plates.... more | |
| 24. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.... more | |
| 25. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.... more | |
| 26. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... more | |
| 27. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more | |
| 28. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more | |
| 29. | Category: College jokes |
| Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more | |
| 30. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!... more | |
| 31. | Category: Men jokes |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more | |
| 32. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the bl... more | |
| 33. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more | |
| 34. | Category: Humor jokes  |
| Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... more | |
| 35. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more | |
| 36. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey... more | |
| 37. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Lets twist again, like we did last summer...."... more | |
| 38. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didnt come back from the photo store?A. "Some day my prints will come!"... more | |
| 39. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more | |
| 40. | Category: Blonde jokes |
| Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?A. "Its okay Daddy, Im not hurt."... more |
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