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| 21. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more | |
| 22. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... more | |
| 23. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Im a salesman and I keep sell... more | |
| 24. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more | |
| 25. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more | |
| 26. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasnt the one I wanted pulled.Dentist: Relax, Im coming to it.... more | |
| 27. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain... more | |
| 28. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help?Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much cl... more | |
| 29. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient: Im in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: Youve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor:... more | |
| 30. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more | |
| 31. | Category: Teeth jokes |
| Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.... more | |
| 32. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more | |
| 33. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more | |
| 34. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly?Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist... more | |
| 35. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day.Patron 2: I dont tip, either.... more | |
| 36. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more | |
| 37. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more | |
| 38. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more | |
| 39. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more | |
| 40. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.... more |
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