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1.	Category: Military jokes
	Paddy n Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions t... more
2.	Category: Book title jokes
	Pain and Sorryby Anne Guish... more
3.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more
4.	Category: Book title jokes
	Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst... more
5.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more
6.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
7.	Category: Telephone jokes
	Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody... more
8.	Category: Cow jokes
	Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more
9.	Category: Bus jokes
	Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
10.	Category: Bus jokes
	Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!... more
11.	Category: Aviation jokes
	Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
12.	Category: Religious jokes
	Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, Mike, you wait here, Im going to run... more
13.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
14.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more
15.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more
16.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more
17.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more
18.	Category: Mental health jokes
	Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
19.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.... more
20.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.... more

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