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| 1. | Category: Military jokes |
| Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more | |
| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped... more | |
| 3. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Old English Churches by Beverley Minster... more | |
| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: "When Im dead... more | |
| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Old man OMalley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasnt paying attention and he tripped on t... more | |
| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why h... more | |
| 7. | Category: Religious jokes |
| Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Lookin... more | |
| 8. | Category: Witch jokes |
| Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureens father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out,... more | |
| 10. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There... more | |
| 11. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more | |
| 12. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a... more | |
| 13. | Category: Parent jokes |
| On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational ps... more | |
| 14. | Category: Police jokes |
| On a narrow mountains road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards.- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?- Be... more | |
| 15. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev... more | |
| 16. | Category: Children jokes |
| On a special teachers day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florists son handed her a gif... more | |
| 17. | Category: Women jokes |
| On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to wo... more | |
| 18. | Category: Food jokes |
| On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.... more | |
| 19. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more | |
| 20. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more |
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