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| 41. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more | |
| 42. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more | |
| 43. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Mega Bitesby Amos Quito... more | |
| 44. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Megs mother was visiting her daughter at camp. How did you find the steak dinner? she asked.With a magnifying glass!... more | |
| 45. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a nei... more | |
| 46. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more | |
| 47. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more | |
| 48. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more | |
| 49. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more | |
| 50. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more | |
| 51. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more | |
| 52. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more | |
| 53. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more | |
| 54. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more | |
| 55. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more | |
| 56. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more | |
| 57. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more | |
| 58. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more | |
| 59. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more | |
| 60. | Category: Men jokes |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more |
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