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41.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.... more

42.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more

43.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
Mega Bitesby Amos Quito... more

44.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Megs mother was visiting her daughter at camp. How did you find the steak dinner? she asked.With a magnifying glass!... more

45.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a nei... more

46.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.... more

47.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest.... more

48.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more

49.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like chocolate bars.Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.... more

50.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like coffee.The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.... more

51.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like computers.Hard to figure out and never enough memory.... more

52.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more

53.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thats about it.... more

54.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.... more

55.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more

56.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more

57.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more

58.   Category: Men jokes  1 stars
Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.... more

59.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more

60.   Category: Men jokes  0 stars
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more


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