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21.   Category: Computer jokes  0 stars
Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more

22.   Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi... more

23.   Category: Book title jokes  0 stars
March Into Battleby Sally Forth... more

24.   Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  0 stars
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more

25.   Category: Marriage jokes  4 stars
Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.... more

26.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!... more

27.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more

28.   Category: Marriage jokes  2 stars
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second yea... more

29.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."... more

30.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more

31.   Category: Parent jokes  0 stars
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, wh... more

32.   Category: Children jokes  0 stars
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more

33.   Category: Mental health jokes  0 stars
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more

34.   Category: Beauty jokes  4 stars
Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more

35.   Category: Doctor and nurse jokes  0 stars
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from m... more

36.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
May I buy half a rabbit?No, we dont split hares!... more

37.   Category: Bath jokes  0 stars
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ?Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks !... more

38.   Category: Idiot and fool jokes  0 stars
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by floode... more

39.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more

40.   Category: Aviation jokes  0 stars
McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more


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