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| 41. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more | |
| 42. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said... more | |
| 43. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more | |
| 44. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more | |
| 45. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more | |
| 46. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I see youve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dads really going to get the hump!... more | |
| 47. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Dont you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer... more | |
| 48. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more | |
| 49. | Category: Food jokes |
| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more | |
| 50. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?Thats right, Sir.So... more | |
| 51. | Category: Pig jokes |
| I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look whats happened. Theyve eaten all the dates off my calendar!... more | |
| 52. | Category: Zoo jokes |
| I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?... more | |
| 53. | Category: E-mail jokes |
| I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.How do you manage that?I think it was when I tried to push it through th... more | |
| 54. | Category: Internet jokes |
| I use the internet to tell me what the weathers like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I... more | |
| 55. | Category: Humor jokes |
| I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months Ive developed quite an attachment for her.It go... more | |
| 56. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.... more | |
| 57. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !... more | |
| 58. | Category: Space jokes |
| I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.What high hopes you have !... more | |
| 59. | Category: Political jokes |
| I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I want to aquire, butIve only come up with one... more | |
| 60. | Category: Military jokes |
| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more |
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