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21.	Category: Christmas jokes
	Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
22.	Category: Christmas jokes
	Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
23.	Category: Travel and tourist jokes
	Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never b... more
24.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more
25.	Category: Dentist jokes
	Father: Dont you feel better now that youve gone to the dentist?Son: Sure do. He wasnt in.... more
26.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: Dont you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.... more
27.	Category: School jokes
	Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
28.	Category: School jokes
	Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any troub... more
29.	Category: School jokes
	Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
30.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more
31.	Category: Parent jokes
	Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more
32.	Category: School jokes
	Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
33.	Category: School jokes
	Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!... more
34.	Category: Children jokes
	Father: What did you learn in school today ?Son: That three and three are seven.Father: Three and three are six !Son: I... more
35.	Category: Bed jokes
	Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
36.	Category: School jokes
	Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
37.	Category: Children jokes
	Father: Youve got 4 Ds and a C on your report.Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"... more
38.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in t... more
39.	Category: Doctor and nurse jokes
	Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was tak... more
40.	Category: Apple jokes
	First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more

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