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| 1. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the was... more | |
| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more | |
| 3. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more | |
| 4. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Dog jokes |
| Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Money jokes |
| Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more | |
| 7. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he ge... more | |
| 8. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more | |
| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more | |
| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication.... more | |
| 11. | Category: Brother and sister jokes |
| Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !... more | |
| 12. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy... more | |
| 13. | Category: Spelling jokes |
| Daughter: I will never learn to spell.Mother: Why?Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.... more | |
| 14. | Category: Bird jokes |
| David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every... more | |
| 15. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.That was a terrible thunder and lighten... more | |
| 16. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more | |
| 17. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more | |
| 18. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more | |
| 19. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more | |
| 20. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the ai... more |
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