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1.	Category: Rabbit jokes
	Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please,... more
2.	Category: Cowboy jokes
	Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more
3.	Category: School jokes
	Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
4.	Category: Humor jokes
	Bank manager: Im sorry, sir, you cant open an account with this sort of money. Theyre wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I o... more
5.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more
6.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.... more
7.	Category: Hair and bald jokes
	Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?... more
8.	Category: Marriage jokes
	BARTENDER: I think youve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wif... more
9.	Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun
	Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, Im afraid he... more
10.	Category: Blonde jokes
	Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!... more
11.	Category: School jokes
	Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
12.	Category: Teeth jokes
	Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What... more
13.	Category: Beauty jokes
	Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
14.	Category: Judge jokes
	Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have... more
15.	Category: Business jokes
	Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
16.	Category: Humor jokes
	Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an imm... more
17.	Category: Religious jokes
	Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are y... more
18.	Category: Marriage jokes
	Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.... more
19.	Category: Book title jokes
	Beginning Magicby Beatrix Star... more
20.	Category: Biologist jokes
	Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carr... more

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